Friday, April 29, 2011

Facade or Veil?

I'd rather have a facade than  wear a veil!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Who is a loser?

Note: for some reasons which are more obvious than not, the male gender has been used. However, the same observations are applicable for both the genders.
Definition: A loser is a person who cannot make it in life..Period.

Types of losers:

A) Super Loser: this type of person is a loser who tries so hard to prove that he is not, that he only gives a new definition to the term loser. That is, a super loser. He likes to blame events and people and tries to explain why what happened ( did not happen rather) happened ( did not happen, rather ) . He keeps on raving and ranting and shouting and airing his woes, only not realising that the people who didn't know he was a loser also come to know that he is nothing but one. He is usually a person who people get tired of and flee the moment he comes running to prove that he is not the loser that he is supposed to be. He has an air of self importance self inflicted upon himself due to lack of getting importance from others. He very soon gets used to the idea of self importance only forgetting that it was self imposed, hence meaning that he is actually not important.
B) Loser loser: this type of loser is a person who is a loser and knows he is one... He is such a loser that he doesn't even try to cover up that he is a loser. He usually lends an air of pity to the gang he hangs around with and brings the general morale down. He dresses like a loser in shabby clothes and goes around with a body language of general passiveness. He loves to crib and sulky and pretend that all hell broke loose only on him. Such types of people are very up and about as gossip initiators. They like to talk about negative people and try to sniff out any negativity in the most positive of situations. They are lazy, and resort to loserism just to remain where they are. These kind of people are not worth half a look.
Some peculiarities:
1) Losers are boring people.
2) They are low IQ, so when they are fabricating, they don't know that they aren't making sense.
3) They don't know that more they talk, the more they reveal how pathetic they are.
4) Some of them play with defence mechanism techniques. They want to get to the post before the other and so use all data information to a boring B, to make themselves and people believe that they aren't losers.
5) They have a tendency to hang onto past events and data and are also foolish enough to believe that the other party also has a similar tendency.
6) They have lots and lots of time, as a result of being highly inefficient and people fear to give them work.not
7) They are ignored by most people, so they build up hypothetical database to prove that they have lot of attention.
8) Finally, again they have loads and loads of time.
9) They have loads of time

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

scar or tattoo?

A scar for some may be a tattoo for others!

"The ones who gossip about the ones who gossip"

There are the ones who gossip and the ones who listen to the ones who gossip and come and talk to the one who is gossiped about by the ones who gossip. If that is too complicated, let me explain. Gossip is a two way process and is a dynamic relationship. There are always 2 parties involved.

1) The one (s) who gossip (s ):
Definition: this is a person who has ample time and is usually either in a position of authority got by clout, or stuck in a position because of severe incompetence or ignored by the boss because he belongs to the category ' better left alone than waste time to increase efficiency'.
Characteristics: this person is usually a braggart and talks very highly of himself, merely to cover his incompetence. He also has a names dropping tendency, just to tell people ' hey, I may be stuck where I A,m but actually I belong to this gang.' Of course some of the important people whose names he drops in the conversations would have either forgotten him or cut his call the moment the phone rings, or pretend they are out of town if they receive his call.

He/ She loves to talk about personal things at work and usually knows more about people than the concerned people themselves. Having a low I Q level, but being too low IQ to recognise that, he accepts and transmits information without batting an eyelid. Needless to say, 90% of the time, he roams around with wrong information overload.

This kind of person usually relies on half truths as they are forced to be braggarts by nature ( how else does one explain such sheer foolishness and incompetence?) . Slowly these kind of people get used to their own half truths ( when you keep repeating certain things very often, you soon come to believe that they actually happened!).

2) The one(s) who listens to gossip:

This kind of person is also highly self rated, due to lack of exposure to quality environments and thinks he/ she doesnt gossip and says so and initiates the very topic of gossip by tacit means. This kind of person usually is ignored on the home front and does not have too many friends due to sheer inability of quality conversation.


This person is usually a similar loser but in a less consolidated position(e.g. junior).
This person has a habit of dropping into people's cabins or personal hang out groups as a gate crasher and somehow manages to steerthe conversation, tacitly into someone's (who isnt present there) personal life. Once he/she sets the ball rolling, the stories come out from the rest of the gang and ourperson has got a bouquet full of information but obviously sheer lack of understanding will make him/her give her own colour to the whole story.

This kind of person doesnt stop there. The next stop is with the person who was gossipped about. By omehow pulling and pushing, he/she will come to the point and let the unprepared person have the colourful and coloured (with incompetent understanding0 information.

This kind of person is the most dangerous one and the type to watch out for.

Unsolicited Advice about what to do when you see or encounter or have to encounter:

Type 1)
Shut him/her the very first time with some bitter truths. "One good question would be: " You are free now? You have a lot of free time?"

Ask him/ her a high I Q question regarding work.

Ask him/ her a question about the areas on which you think he has bragged.

these are more than enough to quieten such a person:

Type 2):

Shut him/ her the very first time by saying " how come he speaks all these gossip only to you? Did you ask yourself? How did the topic emerge?

Hey I didnt know there was so much talk about me! Never heard a soul talking about you man! Do you think people find me intriguing?

Noone ever talks to me about others.. i am sure they dont want to talk such low level stuff with me! Thats why you should also work on enhancing your personality.

Give him/ her some links to visit to pass time more positively.

This person won't come to you for some time ( only sometime because due to low IQ level, sense doesnt stay for long and one is sure to come back to level one very soon).  

Tuesday, April 26, 2011


Neglect is worse than Reprimand!


when u are happy
When u aren't meant to be
its worth a thought
To see if u are worth
Of anything better
As u're happy, whatever?
Is it because u pretend
then there's hope, friend!
Because in your mind
you will still surely find
A restless , burning desire
To quell the rising fire.
To say ' no' to current fare
And seek a greener pasture
My mind doesn't settle
I want to prove my mettle.
Let me out , let me flY
Let me go, reach the sky.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Victim or Hero?

Don't hide the victim in you so well that you are mistaken for a Hero! 

Friday, April 15, 2011

Position Location

If you have reached the recycle bin from the desktop, something got you there. Don't try to get back!

Monday, April 11, 2011


loyalty is when you press your office swipe card to your doorbell and wonder why its not opening!


Security is when it is known that there is Noone to pay ransom if you are kidnapped.


Insulation is the best prevention!

Friday, April 8, 2011


Definition: Attention is a condition which gets manifested by others' comments and appreciation on oneself.

Characteristics: Attention is indirectly proportional to itself. To elaborate, more you give attention to others, less you get attention fom them. Lesser you give attention to others, more you get attention from them.

Types of attention seekers:

1) The "am all over" types; These people are conspicuous and make their presence so felt that people get used to seeing them and having them around.Even if they are very talented and competent, people take them for granted for their over- exposure. These people have no aura as they are at the beck and call of everyone and are willing to do things and help others at the drop of a hat. These are the poeple who get very little attention .

2) The good looking ones; These people get attention from everybody, at least initially. Because of their good looks they catch everyone's eye but in many cases the attention is shortlived when people see their true selves. These kind of people are so used to attention that they seek it constantly and try very hard to remain in attention but often go overboard.

3) The 'pseudo low profile types: These people maintain a low profile just to create an aura and mystery around them so that people wonder about them and seek them. Many a times such people are successful in getting attention but being pseudo attention seekers, they dont last too long in the minds of others and soon people get bored of their pretentious low profile or forget about them as they are not interesting enough to be missed.

Who gets attention:

1) People who keep a low profile, throughout and talk less and flash less. Society wonders about such people and try very hard to find out what is the person upto. There is alsways a  general curiosity about them.

2) People who do not pry into other people's business: People are generally eager to connect to such people and give them information about themselves as they make a difference by falling into the rare slot of people who havent asked them curious questions.

3)  People who keep low profiles on social networks.

4) People who generally talk less.

3) People who either dress very weirdly or very well. 

Monday, April 4, 2011

Social Networking

Definition; Social Networking means being extra social on the net with friends, half of whom you haven't met physically and being extra unsocial off it ( in real life with real friends).
Note on social Networking:
Iits a new age phenomenon which has caught up with ages ranging from 9 to 99 and is highly beneficial for one's self esteem. More the number of friends, more your esteem.
Recent research shows that  lots of men and women have gained self esteem merely by being active on social networks. Its a truly virtual way to achieve real happiness!

Types of social networkers:

A) The Classy Flasher: This is a person who is generally happy and content with life, both on the career and personal front and is a little proud of this fact. He usually has a goodlooking spouse and goodlooking kids, a nice house, fabulous holidays and an array of hobbies., which gives him work life balance. He writes intellectual posts which reinforce his thoroughbred upbringing and  and has a cosmopolitan network of friends commenting on them.
B) The Neo Classy Flasher: This person is also a flasher but usually flashes things which he has acquired just for his profile. His pics consist of lopsided poses with modern looking ( which he may not otherwise wear on a daily basis) clothes, clicked just to give a false impression. He thrives on the commentary received on his posts and photos ( usually like 'cool', 'fab', 'se..y, 'hot, etc... )
His posts are usually sayings he only half believes in. His friends usually are a regional lot, belonging to his hometown, but he is forever sending friend requests to people who he thinks are more happening, just to give himself an air of style.
C) The Neo focused one: This one's an introvert and doesn't put up photos or posts. He usually has one or two focused interests and may put up a few links/ photos in connection to this. He is a dry person, but with an innate sense of humour. He may comment on a few posts but make them look intellectual, as if trying to prove that he is interested in the post/ photos/ link out of intellectual interest. Friends usually forget about the existence of this one but he is a silent observer and nothing flees his attention. If you happen to bump into this kind of person even once in 6 odd months, he will reveal,to your utter surprise that he has remembered every post and deletion that you have made. This one's one to watch out for!

D) The Boringly Cautious One:This kind of person usually belongs to the female category. Usually little good looking and sought after, she gets lots of online request as well as interests. This one has a very guarded and private profile as she believes that all are out to stalk her and admire her unnecessarily. Her walls and posts are available only to select people. Ultimately many people forget her existence, but the curiosity level of this person should also not be undermined, as she usually prowls on profiles to check if she has missed anything. This kind of person is usually more active than she wants to reveal.
E)The Dumb Ones: These are people with completely open profiles for being not too net savvy. Their profiles are open to all and sundry . However, usually there isn't too much interesting info to dwell on.

Some advantages of social networking:

1) Tracing old friends who hardly knew you but now swarm around you like flies do around sweets.
2) Getting ready appreciation and attention for any posts, photos that you upload.
3) If you put up a bad post, at least 2 of your 200 friends will like and comment, hence making you feel good.
4) Getting steady stream of information from all and sundry by following their daily schedules right from what they had for breakfast to how they visited the loo 8 times and still survived water loss to the clothes they wore ( as seen on photos) to various parties/ outings and how bad ( or sometimes good) they looked.
5) Selling something that may not be too high quality but because of the general appreciative nature of social networkers, which gets bought for more sum of money than it deserved.
Tips to up your social networking skills:
1) Put up posts which create some kind of intrigue. It invites bored people to comment and makes you feel important.
2) Copy paste intellectual posts. You will get a few responses from people who also want to show that they understand and identify with your post.
3) After a hectic comments spree lie low for somedays. There will be messages on your wall asking where you are is everything all right, hence making you feel important and good.
4) Click some snaps with ur mobile phone cam every now and then laughing and giggling like u would have done if you were a model and as if you generally are a very bubble and happy person . You will receive lots of comments.
5) Put some divine quotes on your profile page, to cast an impression on people.
6) Join some impressive groups, which will reflect your interests and present you as a well rounded person.
8) If you find all of the above failing, poke ( or similar tool) a few friends to jog them out of sleep. Then comment on their walls.
Some general characteristics of social networking profiles:
1) Everyone looks happy. All are either taking vacations or are generally happy in life..ok they have photos of either one or lots of foreign holidays and seems to be having a rocking life.
2) All photos receive positive comments.
3) Everyone has profound interest in serious books.
4) Interest in good cause as shown by links.


Integration of 0 to 2008 fx dx +integration of 2008 to 2011 fxdx = independent chaos + captive creativity, where x stands for years of life.

Life Plane!

One wrong coordinate is likely to lead to the next wrong coordinate and before you realise it your life graph is on a wrong tangent! Choose your first life coordinates carefully so you do not land up in the wrong plane!